wow remember all we had to worry about was dean talking to a fucking pigeon
OR BETTER YET REMEMBER WHEN ALL WE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WAS DAD NOT BEING HOME IN A FEW DAYS
WHAT THE FUCK
Just imagine deciding to sign up, then you see this and are like haha no
in canada we play “duck duck moose”
i will check out your butt regardless of gender. im no buttist
what if in school instead of raising our hands we raised our legs
When you have a really “good” answer.
if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
Ethiopian girl guarded from gang rape & assault by three lions.
“The girl had been taken by seven men who wanted to force her to marry one of them. She was beaten repeatedly. Then the lions chased off her captors. The three lions guarded her for about half a day. They stood guard until we found her and then they just left her like a gift and went back into the forest.”
Then, Stuart Williams (the local wildlife ‘expert’) suggests that perhaps the lions mistook the 12 year old girl’s cries for a lion cub. Which seems awfully silly, considering that lions are perfectly capable of telling apart the gazelles they eat from their own cubs, aren’t they?
if fuckin lions know that rape is bad then so should you